I was sitting on the bus one night on the way to work I believe it was Australia day (26 Jan). A night I hate anyway as there are so many drunken idiots around. Anyway I was sitting on the bus reading (as you do), and this young girl, couldn't have been more than 17 and drunk as. Her and her girlfriend wee siting in some seats diagnally across from me giggling and carrying on like drunken tools. She get up and heaves herself into the seat next to me I will lay out the dialogue as it needs repeating...
GIRL: What ya doin? (with alcohol breath and partial souring)
ME: Reading!
GIRL: What ya readin?
ME: A rare as is it for you generation to use them, a book!
GIRL: What is the book about?
ME: I'm sorry do I actually know you?
GIRL: No, I just thought you looked lonely.
ME: And if I was lonely what part of me looks like I would want to be speaking to you?
GIRL: Huh?
ME: (Getting pretty annoyed at this stage) I asked what part of me looks like I want to be talking to you?
GIRL: None
ME: Pardon?
GIRL: Nothing
ME: Well in that case go away.
GIRL: But...
ME: Go Away!
So she did she went and sat back with her friend Nd started giggling again. Really dislike teenagers, especially those ones that think they are just it. Add alcohol into the mix and I am extremely unable to warm to them. I try to be nice I really do just sometimes...
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